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:: Saturday, April 07, 2007 ::

:: Everyone now... ::
I went to a friend's birthday party this week that started at an all-you-can-eat Brazilian BBQ place and eventually moved to s bar in Downtown Miami. Like St. Patty's day I'll give you rundown of the damage incurred:
About 3 pounds of meat (steaks, chicken, pork, sweetbread, sausages, etc)
2 glasses of house red
4 Jack and diet cokes
1 Guinness
3 Yeunglings
3 High Lifes
A shot of Glenfiddich (or it could have been Glenlivet... I don't remember)
All over the span of about 5 hours. And no, I didn't have a hangover, though I was a little tired from an uncomfortable night's sleep on a friend's couch.

A running joke among a few friends: "If you're an alkie and you know it, clap your hands!"

*CLAP* *CLAP*
Labels: alkie, Beer, drinking, whiskey

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 10:09 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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