:: Life on Planet Dan-E ::

:: Friday, January 11, 2008 ::

:: Short list of ways to make women happy ::

I just had to share this great email forward I got. Enjoy:

Someone finally came up with a complete list!
It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A MAN ONLY NEEDS TO BE:
1. a friend
2 a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a butler
15. a sexologist
16. a gynaecologist
17. a psychologist
18. a pest exterminator
19. a psychiatrist
20. a healer
21. a good listener
22. an organizer
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes

YOU MUST LET HER:
55. dress you up like her own personal ken doll
56. point out your flaws and change you as she sees fit

AND FINALLY:
57. never attempt logic in an arguement since she's always right
58. you must give up your friends, poker nights, sports nights, etc.
59 and if are out, you must let her know exactly where you are at any given point that night


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2.Bring beer

Labels: girls, humor, naked

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