:: I Could be an Alcoholic, but I'm not Trying Hard Enough ::
... not that I actually want to become alcoholic or anything but my ability to consume large quantities of beer (and other forms of alcohol) without major adverse affects isn't disuading me either. For example, last Saturday night, I went out with some co-workers to Dewey's for a "few" drinks and this is what I ended up having:
2 Yeunglings
Knob Creek on the rocks (it was chilly)
4 pints of Guinness
2 Crown Royal on the rocks (it got chillier)
2 shots of Sandeman's Tawny Port
11 drinks in 3 hours and no ill affects, no stumbling, no slurred speach, no awkward dancing on the bar, and postively no hangover the next morning, as I woke up around my usual time at the crack of noon. (It probably helped that I ate a pile of pulled pork with collard greens and fried green tomatoes.) It's not like I do this often but this is just going to encourage me.