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:: Sunday, January 28, 2007 ::

:: Quick Hits ::
No football today. Booooo =-(

You can't please all the people all the time... and those people were at my restaurant last week.

I was going to blog about getting high the first time (ever, seriously)... but I forgot.

With the Super Bowl coming into town next weekend, there's a possibility that some football players will be at our restaurant this week. I'm looking forward to possibly having Peyton Manning eat here and tell me "CUT THAT MEAT!"

If you buy a canoe, paint it black so it'll never tip.

I was working behind the bar the other day and I was doing fine till someone came up and asked for a drink completely out of his ass. Has anyone actually heard of a Singapore Gin Sling? Or was that guy just making things up?

PItchers and catchers report in two months.

There was a gay cruise leaving Miami Beach this week and my section was innudated with gay guys on Friday. I'm secure in my own masculinity but nothing makes you overplay your masculinity like having a ten-top of fabulously groomed men throwing winks at me.

Apparently, I'm attactive to gay men. Which I guess is sorta flattering but I'd much rather be attractive to straight women. Pretty ones.

Completely unrelated but my turtle just winked at me.

Go Colts.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 5:04 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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