:: Life on Planet Dan-E ::

:: Friday, November 11, 2005 ::

:: Only in South Beach Part II ::

Even now, in the middle of November, despite the temperature falling to a brisk 81 in the daytime, women in really short skirts are everywhere. You guys probably remember me mentioning this here.

This being SoBe, women are trying to out-slut each other and it seems some of girls go to the sports shop and get tennis skirts for daily wear. They certainly aren't shy about what they wear underneath either since I've seen more toasted buns in the last couple of days than at In 'n Out burger during lunch rush. That's partly because they don't seem to mind dressing like this even though it's been quite windy lately. And from my observations (all done strictly for the purposes of entertaining all 14 of my readers) sitting and standing while maintaining some semblance of decency is a bit of a challenge.

I don't have problems with any... most of this.

However, my question is this: Given the relative lack of material on g-strings, are women ever aware of the fact that the cloth can sometimes, umm... shift... off to the side? If so do you have to be sitting at the table across from me, directly in my line of sight, manically crossing and uncrossing your legs like Sharon Stone on meth? And twice in one week? I'm trying to get some work done here.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 5:27 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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