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:: Sunday, July 03, 2005 ::

:: Crazy-ass Asians ::
Remember back in the good old days when people unaccustomed to Asian cuisine would merely worry about the mysterious contents of the bowl or dish placed in front of them? Did anyone ever think that you'd have to question the mindset behind the bowl or dish placed itself? Or for that matter, the seat you're sitting on? This is just... I want to say "wrong" but that would be a monumental understatement. I can just imagine the poor servers dealing with smart-ass patrons:

Server: What can I get you guys?

Smart-ass patron: (SNICKERING) You guys have the "poo-poo platter?"

Other retards at the table: (GIGGLING)

S: (FORCED SMILE) Heh. No.

SAP: Are you sure?

S: (SIGH) Yeah.

SAP: (CHUCKLING) Well, in that case can I make my own?

ORATT: (LAUGHING)

S: (IMPASSIVE) Would you like to hear our specials?

SAP: Sure. Wait, this is a Chinese restaurant right?

S: Um, yeah.

SAP: Do you serve dog?

S: (BARELY CONCEALING HOSTILITY) No dude.

SAP: Cuz if you did and I ate one, it would be perfect since I wouldn't have to get up to take a shihtzu.

Ok, you guys out there must have thought up your own jokes. Let's see them!

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 11:28 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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