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:: Friday, January 24, 2003 ::

While suffering through yet another bout of insomnia I heard something interesting while flipping through the channels. It seems one of Anna Nicole Smith's New Year's resolutions is to lose weight. I suppose I should confess to making the same resolution this year. I also want Anna Nicole Smith to lose weight.

Not that I watch the show or anything (I absolutely refuse to be seduced by the whole "reality" TV" craze) but what boggles my mind is how everything she says sounds like she's either plastered, stoned, or WAY overmedicated. And it's not so much the slurring, the dreadful grammar, and appalling diction. No. It's that every phrase (I can't call them "sentences" as that word would only apply to the unfortunate viewers) she utters is so damn whiney. "Noooo. I don't want iiiiit." Good gawd. Seriously, she's whinier than an 18-year old gold-digger who just got told "no" by her sugar daddy.

I realize it seems somewhat judgmental of me when I say that I can't believe that this show has lasted this long but come on. I can understand how watching the show is fascinating in the same way that a multi-car pileup on the 405 has a certain morbid appeal but after a while, you need to look forward, drive on and let the cleanup crew deal with it.

Yay, I just yawned. I'm going to sleep now.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 7:50 AM [+] :: |
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