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:: Friday, October 11, 2002 ::

I just got back from small group - back to the office, by the way - and I was thinking about one of the activities we did tonight. We split up the guys and girls and had each group make a list of positive attributes one might look for in the opposite gender. The guys group (which I was in, just in case you're confused) came up with a fairly comprehensive list. Things like honesty, good cook, Godly, passionate, loyal, Cantonese, just to name a few. What kinda scared me about the women's group was that they needed an entire notepad to list their needs. Wha? We just barely filled one sheet of paper on both sides and they're asking for more paper? *COUGHhmCOUGH* Good gawd.

Anyway, that got me thinking about a conversation I had with a different group of friend a few weeks ago. What five qualities must a woman have to draw my interest? In no particular order, here they are:

1. A pulse. No necrophilia for me.
2. A four limbs, preferably intact.
3. Disease-free. Enough said.
4. A complete disinterest in (my) physical appearance. Which is good for some who looks like me
5. A fairly good grasp of the English language. No FOBs, please.

So there you have it. And while I realize my standards seem quite high, I know there are women that fit the above qualifications out there. If any of you readers know this woman, hook it up dude!

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 3:34 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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