:: Life on Planet Dan-E ::

Thoughts, observations, and introspections from an ~~art student~~ waiter/bartender in South Beach. Arcane humor ensues.

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:: Monday, December 25, 2006 ::

:: Merry Christmas! ::
I hope your Christmas is merry
Tip the bartender well
As you drown all your memories
Of this past year from hell.

If your '06 was a good one
Then rejoice with good friends
Remember to go on a food run
So they don't eat grandma's depends.

Take time to smell the flowers
Check for corn in your stool
Take advantage of happy hour
'Cuz free booze? That just rules.

I pray your next year is better
I hope your New Year's is a blast
But try not to get any fatter
In which case, next year might not last.

Merry Christmas to all
My happy thoughts I send you
That's right, I said "Christmas"
If you don't like it, well fuck you.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 6:33 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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