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:: Friday, December 09, 2005 ::

:: Oddity of the Day. Or Why I don't Wanna Visit Tampa Any Time Soon ::
I'm not one to stereotype here but this story just goes to prove that models aren't exactly the crispiest chips in the bag.

This is just my opinion but she should have just admitted that she desperately needed cheese at that moment, saying she woke up that morning and thought to herself, "boy I could kill for some provolone." I'm not even joking (ok maybe a little). I'm only saying this because I know quite a few girls that have a food fetish for cheese matched only by their fetish for shoe sales and scrapbooking. It's not exactly a secret that models never eat so she could have totally played the sympathy angle.

Judge: How do you plea?

Public Defender: We plea "Innocent" Your Honor. She suffered from temporary insanity brought on by hunger.

J: I'm sorry, "hunger?"

PD: Yes Your Honor. You see, she's a model and she hadn't eaten in days. She saw the block of Swiss and just lost it.

J: Well, ok then. Time served. Next case.

(Considering the time I'm writing this, I have a feeling I'm gonna read this in morning and think to myself, "did I really type this shit?")

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 2:45 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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