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:: Tuesday, November 22, 2005 ::

:: Possible Stocking Stuffers ::
All I know is that I laughed out loud for a good minute or two when I saw this. Can you imagine the Abbott and Costello-type exchange finding this on your friend's kitchen counter might cause?

Dude, what the hell is this?

Oh that? It's for my banana.

Your... your banana?

My banana. So it doesn't get all smooshed.

Don't they have other stuff for that? Like, cups?

No, I mean it's for a real banana.

Why do you keep calling it that?

Calling it what?

Your banana?

What about my banana?

Why do you keep calling it that?

'Cuz that's what everyone calls it?

Whatever, just keep that thing away from me.

On the other hand, I'm not quite sure what to make of these. I'd be lying if I said there wasn't a very small part of my inner child saying "that's the coolest thing ever!" Which is why I had to take him outside and beat him.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 1:36 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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