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:: Thursday, November 17, 2005 ::

:: Dog-Related Weirdness of the Day ::
This happened a few days ago: I was sitting at my usual spot at Taste Bakery, alongside the windows right next to the outdoor patio seating. There were a couple of ladies sitting outside eating lunch. The one facing away from me had a little dog on her lap while she was eating her lox and bagels. That's not an unusual sighting here but this next part got a little... odd? Gross? I don't know what the word is...

I noticed that every time the lady took a bite of her sandwich, she'd set her hands down on the table, at which point the dog would start munching away. She'd then lift it back up, completely unperturbed, and proceed to take her own bite. At first I thought maybe the woman was too engrossed in her conversation to notice what her dog was doing but after watching this for a couple of minutes, she actually tilted the sandwich towards the dog to get it to help her eat her lunch. WTF?!?!

Now, I'm not a germ-phobe or anything. I let dogs lick my face just like any other dog person. Hell, it doesn't even bother me if someone drinks from my beer bottle. But this, this can't be normal can it? Any dog owners out there, please answer this for me.

P.S. I have a second interview at a seafood restaurant tomorrow. Send some luck and happy thoughts my way.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 5:29 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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