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:: Thursday, September 29, 2005 ::

:: One of Many Reasons Why I Love Baseball ::

I can imagine the conversation on the mound:

Manger: Let him hit it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

Catcher: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting other hitters.

Manager: That's 'cuz other hittings don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they strike out. Wookiees are known to do that.

Catcher: I see your point sir. (TO THE PITCHER) I suggest a new strategy. Let the Wookiee win.

Chewie: Grrraaaggghhrrrr

(I'm such a nerd. But not so much that I was able to write out the entire dialogue verbatim despite not having seen the movie in, umm, weeks, but that I actually have slight issue with the fact that this photo incorrectly portrays Chewie as a lefty.)

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 9:33 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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