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:: Friday, August 05, 2005 ::

:: This post is a LOT shorter. Really. ::
And it's because the main content of this isn't something I wrote. It's a great quote from the aforementioned "Wedding Crashers" delivered by Vince Vaughn in full "Double-down Trent" mode. If you haven't seen this movie yet, you're missing out.

"I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, akward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's awkward. It's like "Well, goodnight." Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss 'em on the lips? Or you don't kiss 'em at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , "are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions?" And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or "Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair." ... Great talk.

And Rachel McAdams? Hot.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 12:18 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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