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:: Sunday, August 28, 2005 ::

:: More Humor ::
A friend of mine sent me this e-mail. Clearly, she seems to know my taste in humor.

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

[There were quite a few and being as it my last few posts went on for quite a bit, I just kept my favorites.]

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease.

Karmageddon: its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

My personal favorite is "Sarchasm" since I've experienced that phenomenon all too frequently.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 12:39 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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