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:: Saturday, November 06, 2004 ::

Buddy: So what are you doing tonight?

Me: I'm gonna stay home and do homework. What about you?

B: I'm not sure yet.

M: Weren't some of you talking about [going out] tonight?

B: Yeah, Cathy* (* = name has been changed) is all about the [going out].

M: (Chuckle) Yeah.

B: You should call her and see what's up

M: I don't have her number.

B: I can give it to you.

M: Nah.

B: You sure?

M: Yeah, I'd feel weird calling someone unless I got the number from them.

B: You know Cathy is single again.

M: (Pause) Again? Wait, what?

B: Yeah, her and [that guy] broke things off.

M: Oh...

... (pointless inane chatter about [that guy])

M: Why are you telling me this?

B: You guys seem to really hit it off the other night.

M: Oh...

B: She's really pretty.

M: (Sarcastically) I saw that.

B: You date [ethnicity deleted] girls?

M: I have.

B: There you go.

M: Oh...

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 10:29 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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