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:: Saturday, September 11, 2004 ::

:: WTF??? ::
Move over "Women of Home Depot," "Women of Enron," "College Hotties" and even "Women of Starbucks." Playboy is now in search ladies to grace it's latest gimic: "Women of McDonalds." I couldn't make this shit up if I tried.

Now, based on my many, many, many (many, many) trips to the golden arches in years past, this is going to be the most grotesque things to come out of Playboy, surpassing even the microbe-laden oil slick everyone is covered with when emerging from their infamous grotto.

Unless of course, you're aroused by overweight chicks who lack the aptitude to make it in any other line of work. I'm not uncluding the hard-working teens who work there to earn a little extra cash and learn a thing or two about hard work but it begs the question: how many people seek employment at McDonalds thinking "today, fry cook. Tomorrow, cheesy magazine pictorial!"

One can only surmise that Hefner is finally succumbing to the effects of either Alzheimers, dementia, or quite possibly, pity.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 2:32 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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