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:: Monday, August 02, 2004 ::

:: Take him, Please ::
So I was watching the news and found out that one of those boybands (N'sync? Backstreet boys? I couldn't tell you) is touring parts of Asia. Here's several thoughts that popped into my head upon hearing that news:

- They're calling it the "Our 15 Minutes in America are up, so we're Trying Another Country, One that doesn't Speak English" Tour.

- They want to find out why none of the Chinese are pirating their CDs.

- Doesn't most of Asia hate American enough as it is?

- Only Nixon could go to China... but then he wasn't nearly as annoying... and he probably sang better.

- Tell you what. You can return them as long as you take back William Hung and keep him sequestered there.

Never mind that there's a tropical storm about 400 miles north of us. This is the kind of crap that sticks in my mind.

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 1:27 PM [+] :: | 0 comments
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