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:: Friday, August 27, 2004 ::

:: A few Changes ::
Another post with a collection of random thoughts...

Did you hear about this? The Dave Matthews Band is being sued for dumping human waste into a river. Their tour bus decided to lighten their load when driving over a bridge and some of the falling excrement landed on a tour boat.

I've heard of celebrities shitting on their fans but it's usually metephor for denying autographs, acting full of themselves, etc.

Besides, didn't Dave Matthews already do this when they released their last album?

When told that the falling poop came from a DMB tour bus, one of the boaters asked if this was their way at retaliating against those who downloaded "The Lillywhite Session" illegally off Napster. Seriously, what would you say (pun intended)? I mean, other than don't drink the water (pun intended).

All other DMB fans were too stoned to comment.

Known for being eco-friendly, when tree hugger organizations found out about this the... wait for it... shit hit the fan.

Remember the good old days when the worst thing that could fall out of the sky was pigeon crap, hail, and maybe a busted satellite (pun not intended)?

ANYWAY...

I changed some of the links on my website. I took out some of the dead links, kept the blogs I still find interesting enough to read, and added a few humor links. Enjoy.

Apparently, it's not just me. A lot of people in my school don't care for sitting inside a classroom located in Miami Beach 7 blocks from the ocean on a 90 degree day when they'd rather be doing something else. Going to school during the summer SUCKS.

On the other hand, football season is about to start! Woohoo!

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 2:52 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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