:: Life on Planet Dan-E ::

Thoughts, observations, and introspections from an ~~art student~~ waiter/bartender in South Beach. Arcane humor ensues.

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:: Saturday, February 22, 2003 ::

How NOT to write a screenplay:
Adapt "The Vagina Monologues" as a CGI film by Pixar in which animated photorealistic talking vaginas deliver the monologues.

Now before some of you get offended and wonder how I could post something so lascivious (or horrifying, depending on your point of view), I should point out that I can't take credit for that little gem. It's something I read recently in GQ Magazine that I found so amusing that I just had to share it with my readers (whether you'll appreciate it or not). Believe me, I WISH I could come up with something that whimsical. Then again, given enough time, I probably could…

:: Miscellaneous Ramblings by Dan-E at 3:24 AM [+] :: | 0 comments
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